Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love – Albert Einstein.
My boyfriend calls me “princess”, but I think of myself more along the lines of “monkey” and “retard” – Alicia Silverstone.
I don’t have a boyfriend right now. I’m looking for anyone with a job that I don’t have to support – Anna Nicole Smith.
If kisses were the water I would give you the sea, If hugs were the leaves I would give you a tree, But if love was time, I would give you eternity – Anonyms.
Before I met you I never knew what it was like; to look at someone and smile for no reason – Anonyms.
I think there’s something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend’s T-shirt and underwear – Calvin Klein.
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he’s a priest – Erma Bombeck.
Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to – Eugene Ormandy.
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I’m an idiot. And I’m your boyfriend – Jimmy Fallon.
I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it – Joan Crawford.
We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack – Marie E. Eschenbach.
A true heiress is never mean to anyone – except a girl who steals your boyfriend – Paris Hilton.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to – Rita Rudner.
I hate you, I hope you die, you were my boyfriend and you made me cry – Unknown.