"Relationships are a lot like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y."
"Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"In a relationship, one person is always right, and the other person is the boyfriend."
"Behind every great man, there's a woman rolling her eyes."
"Relationships are all about compromise. You both agree that I'm right."
"The quickest way to end a relationship is to say, 'Let's go shopping at IKEA.'"
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Marriage is eating it all and asking, 'What's wrong?'"
"In a relationship, communication is key. You talk, and I'll nod my head."
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
"Relationships are like WiFi. Sometimes, they work; sometimes, you have to restart them."
"Love may be blind, but jealousy has 20/20 vision."
"You don't have to be crazy to be in a relationship, but it helps."
"The best relationships are the ones you can insult each other with love."
"If you want to know who's in charge in your relationship, just wait for the first argument."
"A relationship without trust is like a phone with no service. All you can do is play games."