Alcohol Quotes: Raise a glass and reflect on the joys and challenges of alcohol with our collection of thought-provoking alcohol quotes. Whether you’re a fan of a good drink or simply exploring the complexities of this popular substance, these quotes will make you think and challenge your beliefs.
50+ Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat – Alex Levine.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy – Benjamin Franklin.
Drunkenness is temporary suicide – Bertrand Russell.
The drug is not blamed for the damaged it is the person who does it –
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction – Bob Marley.
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems – Dan Castellaneta.
I drink only to make my friends seem interesting – Don Marquis.
Quotes about loving an alcoholic
Alcohol can ruin your life and the lives of others, so why even take one drink? – Duane Alan Hahn.
I’d prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy – Frank Nicholson.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day – Frank Sinatra.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy – Frank Sinatra.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water – Galileo.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life – George Bernard Shaw.
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life – George Best.
What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking – George Gordon.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend – Gerard Way.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading – Henny Youngman.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle – Henny Youngman.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little – Herman “Jackrabbit” Smith-Johannsen.
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems – Homer Simpson.
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die – Homer Simpson.
Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems – Homer Simpson.
No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers – Horace.
We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good – Horace Hutchinson.
When the wine goes in, strange things come out – Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller.
Alcoholism isn’t a spectator sport. Eventually the whole family gets to play – Joyce Rebeta-Burditt.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third – Knute Rockne.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time – Lady Astor.
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness – or so good as drink – Lord Chesterton.
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages – Louis Pasteur.
Alcohol doesn’t console, it doesn’t fill up anyone’s psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God – Marguerite Duras.
Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains – Mary Pettibone Poole.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol – Mignon McLaughlin.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop – Noel Coward.
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism – Norman Brenner.
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on – Oscar Levant.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes – Oscar Wilde.
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion – Ovid.
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down – Phyllis Diller.
A good drink makes the old young – Proverb.
There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world – Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly – Rita Rudner.
Wine is bottled poetry – Robert Louis Stevenson.
Wine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost – Samuel Johnson.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought – Samuel Johnson.
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness – Seneca.
Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness – Sir Walter Scott.
When the wine is in, the wit is out – Thomas Becon.
Wine hath drowned more men than the sea – Thomas Fuller.
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her – W.C. Fields.
Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink – W.H. Davies.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me – Winston Churchill.