Surgery is by far the worst snob among the handicrafts – Austin O’ Malley.
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for – James H. Bore.
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery – Joan Rivers.
Surgery is always second best. If you can do something else, it’s better – John Kirklin.
Surgery is limited. It is operating on someone who has no place to go – John Kirklin.
Language is the means of getting an idea from my brain into yours without surgery – Mark Amidon.
Surgery is the red flower that blooms among the leaves and thorns that are the rest of medicine – Richard Selzer.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso – Rita Rudner.