Perhaps sport should accept sponsorship from the Mafia. They kill fewer people than smoking – Alan Hubbard.
The problem with smoking guns is you can’t see their smoke – Ari Fleischer.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself – Barbara Kelly.
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now – Bill Hicks.
We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren’t good. Drinking’s not good. Some would say milk’s not good – Bob Dole.
A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee – Brock Fiant.
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life – Brooke Shields.
Now, I know that you may not smoke. And I would agree that smoking is a pretty dumb thing to do – Daniel Sweet.
I’ve stopped smoking. I think the cost was a lot of it, and not being able to breathe. I first gave up smoking when I was eight – Dave Allen.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action – Douglas Adams.
Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress – D.H. Mondfleur.
Take your life back from the tobacco companies. They don’t own you anymore – Duane Alan Hahn.
When are people going to realize that breathing in smoke from anything that burns is not a good idea? – Duane Alan Hahn.
The best way to stop smoking is to just stop – no ifs, ands or butts – Edith Zittler.
Perfection is such a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco – Emile Zola.